tired mission.

he yo rockers!

blogging here to actually release stress, my stress.

wushu night is on 25th april and today is practically our last rehersal,
and the dance completely not syncronized. i mean duhh, we all obviously know that
but what totally annoyed me is the way my so called TEAM handle the tense surrounding.
Just because Mr. M here bugging us with how we're not syncronized, they all started panicking and even worse, start crying. man, i know bunch of them are perfectionist and all but just by being perfect in ure own nature and not being professional and work ure ass off for it then say good bye to ure graceful elegant dance. and although they always see me playing around but that doesnt mean i don't learn anything. and today was a very fecking stupid practise session i had ever have in my whole entire 4 years of dancing experience.(metaphore sangat) i mean,for god damn sake, u crying or making sour face aint gonna make things better.

and i guess i was so pissed off that i also making my rarely-showed shit face. and Mr.M started to bug me about that.

Mr. M: wo bu xi huan zhe zhong tai du, ru guo you shi qing yao shuo jiu shuo!!
( i dont like this kind of attitude, if got things to say then spit it out!)

PFFT!! oh my fucking heaven sake, u started the whole things. putting pressure on those girls. u think they're too pro to fix things in a zap ah?u think dancing is only to satisfied other people meh, if its like that, I, too won't have passion for dancing la!! dancing is also to make ureself happy and stress free BAKA!!

and girls please la, no use if ure not enjoy doing things that u love right?

haih,
hear from me soon,
ssam.

believe me, she's a trip.

heyrockers,

wasabi,
mulutku berapi,
u know why am i happy?
because i'm crazy!!

YES!! our topic today is quotes!

IDEA GIVEN BY SHALINEE

*claps

p/s; sorry shao wei, u didnt give enough detail la syg. still <3 u!


hari ini hari selasa,
i saw one man with badan sasa,
i memang terasa,
terasa?
terasa nak buang angin binasa.(fart) hehe.

i'm attracted to u,
and i put a bit of glue,
because all i want to do,
is sticking with u.

kau jahat,
kau nakal,
ku penat,
ku tanggal;
tanggal apa?
jangan sibuk,
tanggal apa?!
tanggal periuk kat dapur la!!

kukikis kikis kuku kaki kiri ku,
kakakku kata kuku kaki kiriku kaku.

bila siang tukar malam,
me sleeping on a bed,
bila pergi pasar malam,
me beli yong tau fu and kerepek.

i like him,
he likes u,
i hate him,
puas hati aku!

pen merah,
pen hitam,
u marah,
i pitam.

teka teki ,
tekak tekuk,
faggot mati,
kena patuk?

ENJOY!!


remember,
give more ideas people!!
IDEAS!!

hear from me soon,
ssam.

i love to shit. F, better than u bullshitting.

selamat sejahtera, rockers!

ok, some people have demanded for me to constantly update my blog. cut it short, update the blog everyday!!! haih.

people,

i'm not sound machine nor am i klausner, want me to sit in front the laptop and continue writing. haih. *what does it gotta do with sound machine?

anyway,

for u guys, gua mengkorbankan apa saja.

but now, i want u guys to give opinions or new topic or tips that u wanna know or be entertained from me. leave ure comment, i'll check it out. i promise i will update the best idea given. if u guys want me to update, give out idea by commenting me ok?

lu otai, wa petai,
lu ckp hai, wa ckp bye bye!

rock the nerd out of u, shit out the crap. don't care just have the day your way.

16th April, dad's birthday.

Happy B'day dad!

love u,muah muah!;)

he yo rockers!

pagi yang mulia ini yang sudah pukul 1553, saya ingin meng-updatekan blog saya yang buruk ini.-___-

anyway, thanks to all the readers out there who have been enjoying and continue laughing while reading my karangan-karangan. u guys rock!

bloggers,

there's some riddle for u today,enjoy!( after u answer every question, check the answers below, scroll down smore, ok?) ;

a) what did an old man say when he is crossing the road?

b)why ali baba's dog eat his homework?

c) what did azah say when shahira smack her ass?

d)what will all the student bodies say when PN.LEE KIM LAI announce her retirement?

e)what will happen to u when ure sick?( this question are for normal guys and not noob)

last question, got it from my homies( eww, i talk like some dumb rappers, not that all rappers dumb, excuse me)

f)what is the similarities between good girls and boys and dinosaur?

AND THE ANSWERS IS......................................................................................................

(just when u ask when is all the dots gonna end. i would say, saja dengki.=p)

a) i'm an old man and i'm crossing the road.

b)because its a piece of cake.
c)" OH!! I TAK SUCI ANYMORE!!!"

d) "damn sad man, she wanna retired ady, she damn nice, generous, kind person, funny.* saying while looking at picture of her full of nasty drawings, vulgar words and darts on it.=)

e)u all memang sick minded pun, no difference also. hee. (don't be sensitive guys, chill,some girls watch porn too)

f)they all exticnt!

this toilet sign is hang on beside my toilet there. nice rite?

mind ure words, this is not orang asli,i prefer calling them

ORIGINAL!

.....

this fight is between me and my cousin.we were fighting his transformer's belt.=.=

i like his belt.

hear from me soon,

ssam.

the closer we get, the harder i breath.

presenting!! ramada -ramada( rama- rama dalila)

hey y'all!

sorry for not updating my crazy blog for a really long time.=p

was kinda busy at the moment. and even if i'm free, i would be a bit lazy to update since it needs my finger to put out energy to type it out, rite? hee.

anyway, i've been getting some good feedback from friends around me. suprisingly, they enjoy some of my blogs. thank u people! u guys are totally great! but some also no feelings one, ask them whether they like my blog, they just say:'' ok la." sweat man..-___-

i know my blog is too rock n roll enough for ure sweet calm self??

ok haha,

i've been checking somepeople's blog. some are cool, talked bout their social lifestyle and maybe how they express themselves. but some pulak,haha. HUGELY PERASANTED BITCH AND BASTARD. haha. talking about ure oh-so-high-class life. haih. sadly, my bro is like u people la.

seriously, u people who actually really diffrentiate life between high class and low class, u guys really have no life. bounded my that kind of mentality. well, one day when u people come to a point where ure just like those u always pointing ure finger to, bitching about how low class their life are, then only u know how does it feel when u are in their position. life is like a wheel, there are times when ure waaayy down there. so, use ure brain and think again. CEWAH, prof. a madya shahira samsudin giving motivation! hahaha.

anyway,

wednesday, 8th April 09,

i got dance practice at sport centre in school. apparently,we weren't practice sangat. just chit chatting. and as how people always mention me as the crazy sha as i am crazy, i decided to take some picca and even recorded videos. before i start my presentation, a warning to everyone; this video may letu be in a very blur situation or may even cause ure stomach to burst. however it is, please bear it okay? enjoy ;)

sin ee's buttock!! ahahha! looks bouncy kan?

dal's bontot. haha.

pi lian's and shih min. mind me, they kept showing their ass to me. i mean all of them.

friends.=)

note: i know i look messy in this video but that's because..dalila is the buaya, and she kept biting the camera so, got me in to the mess too.haha.

hear from me soon,

ssam.