project superstar.

hey y'all!

what up?

ok, before u guys wanna marah me or what, i'm teribbly sorry for the extremely late update.

been very lazy to type.

but thank u for not giving up on me yet.

for those who did, i'm disappointed. *tears

ok, for this post i won't blab much bout life so far. just random stuff, ok?

proper update is guaranteed after this.

SHAO WEI: happy now? specially for u ok?

think she's adorable? ure so naive.

from left; retard, gaytard, two bimbos.

i love u guys!

Now,

i have a story to share. take note: parental guidance is needed for children under 13.

miss azam; mr black

they are 'irrevocably' in love.

as u can see, they 're making out now.

she got pregnant.

damn it, her boobs are bigger than mine.

she's happy for the going-to-be-born-baby.

show off!=p

mieyra on the other hand, is jealous of miss azam's happiness,

as she, too, is in love with mr black. so, she wants miss azam

aborts the baby... by kicking the tummy. -___-'

apparrently, the baby inside refuse to be aborted. smart baby.

at last, she gives birth to the baby. The baby's name is puteri kentut busuk bin black.

The End.

nice right the story?

moral of the story; must watch naruto!

next,

i've been studying lately and i really enjoy it.
i know, i know i sound like a nerd but i really do enjoy studying.

whatever,

i don't know what to right.

think bout it tomorrow, chiao!

boyfie, just give up. u don't own me.

he yo rockers,

i know u have been waiting so long for my update right?
hehe.
oh well, sorry. been lazy lately.
huhu.

anyway, i'm here not to discuss on any random topic la but just to write something on my blog.
hua hua hua.

well, u see, my phone usually will stay quiet almost everyday without no one texting or buzzing. so,yeah, my life is practically beyond boring.=/

and now since i met with this guy, i'm hoping he would text me since u know,there
some'in some'in been going on*horny
but yet tis stupid idiot until now also didn't give any respond. -___-''
hey, not that i perasan but he give hint too ya know?!

and for those who study in chs, u would have known that exams is just around the corner, and sadly i have theatre comp a day before exams,

and just now when my phone beep, i really thought it was him but.. NOOOOOOO!!
it was my theatre coach;
"cari emosi lari dari perogol n dikejar anjing giler dalam 10 minit- atas arahan coach."

-___-'
do u know what does it means?
i'm still not good enough!!!
oh god, i'm so in hell of mess,
haih.

i really want a boyfriend now.
huaaaa....
haih.

and just now again,
when i helped my cousin with her wedding things,
my mum being super sarcastic;
"wah, ure so good in this wedding stuff, too bad that guy haven't masuk meminang u yet. hehe."

seriously,can u believe my mum? she's totally provoking me.

we've been practising a lot for this stunt okay?!

laugh all u want.

haih.

hee.=D

hear from me soon;

ssam.

tired mission.

he yo rockers!

blogging here to actually release stress, my stress.

wushu night is on 25th april and today is practically our last rehersal,
and the dance completely not syncronized. i mean duhh, we all obviously know that
but what totally annoyed me is the way my so called TEAM handle the tense surrounding.
Just because Mr. M here bugging us with how we're not syncronized, they all started panicking and even worse, start crying. man, i know bunch of them are perfectionist and all but just by being perfect in ure own nature and not being professional and work ure ass off for it then say good bye to ure graceful elegant dance. and although they always see me playing around but that doesnt mean i don't learn anything. and today was a very fecking stupid practise session i had ever have in my whole entire 4 years of dancing experience.(metaphore sangat) i mean,for god damn sake, u crying or making sour face aint gonna make things better.

and i guess i was so pissed off that i also making my rarely-showed shit face. and Mr.M started to bug me about that.

Mr. M: wo bu xi huan zhe zhong tai du, ru guo you shi qing yao shuo jiu shuo!!
( i dont like this kind of attitude, if got things to say then spit it out!)

PFFT!! oh my fucking heaven sake, u started the whole things. putting pressure on those girls. u think they're too pro to fix things in a zap ah?u think dancing is only to satisfied other people meh, if its like that, I, too won't have passion for dancing la!! dancing is also to make ureself happy and stress free BAKA!!

and girls please la, no use if ure not enjoy doing things that u love right?

haih,
hear from me soon,
ssam.

believe me, she's a trip.

heyrockers,

wasabi,
mulutku berapi,
u know why am i happy?
because i'm crazy!!

YES!! our topic today is quotes!

IDEA GIVEN BY SHALINEE

*claps

p/s; sorry shao wei, u didnt give enough detail la syg. still <3 u!


hari ini hari selasa,
i saw one man with badan sasa,
i memang terasa,
terasa?
terasa nak buang angin binasa.(fart) hehe.

i'm attracted to u,
and i put a bit of glue,
because all i want to do,
is sticking with u.

kau jahat,
kau nakal,
ku penat,
ku tanggal;
tanggal apa?
jangan sibuk,
tanggal apa?!
tanggal periuk kat dapur la!!

kukikis kikis kuku kaki kiri ku,
kakakku kata kuku kaki kiriku kaku.

bila siang tukar malam,
me sleeping on a bed,
bila pergi pasar malam,
me beli yong tau fu and kerepek.

i like him,
he likes u,
i hate him,
puas hati aku!

pen merah,
pen hitam,
u marah,
i pitam.

teka teki ,
tekak tekuk,
faggot mati,
kena patuk?

ENJOY!!


remember,
give more ideas people!!
IDEAS!!

hear from me soon,
ssam.

i love to shit. F, better than u bullshitting.

selamat sejahtera, rockers!

ok, some people have demanded for me to constantly update my blog. cut it short, update the blog everyday!!! haih.

people,

i'm not sound machine nor am i klausner, want me to sit in front the laptop and continue writing. haih. *what does it gotta do with sound machine?

anyway,

for u guys, gua mengkorbankan apa saja.

but now, i want u guys to give opinions or new topic or tips that u wanna know or be entertained from me. leave ure comment, i'll check it out. i promise i will update the best idea given. if u guys want me to update, give out idea by commenting me ok?

lu otai, wa petai,
lu ckp hai, wa ckp bye bye!

rock the nerd out of u, shit out the crap. don't care just have the day your way.

16th April, dad's birthday.

Happy B'day dad!

love u,muah muah!;)

he yo rockers!

pagi yang mulia ini yang sudah pukul 1553, saya ingin meng-updatekan blog saya yang buruk ini.-___-

anyway, thanks to all the readers out there who have been enjoying and continue laughing while reading my karangan-karangan. u guys rock!

bloggers,

there's some riddle for u today,enjoy!( after u answer every question, check the answers below, scroll down smore, ok?) ;

a) what did an old man say when he is crossing the road?

b)why ali baba's dog eat his homework?

c) what did azah say when shahira smack her ass?

d)what will all the student bodies say when PN.LEE KIM LAI announce her retirement?

e)what will happen to u when ure sick?( this question are for normal guys and not noob)

last question, got it from my homies( eww, i talk like some dumb rappers, not that all rappers dumb, excuse me)

f)what is the similarities between good girls and boys and dinosaur?

AND THE ANSWERS IS......................................................................................................

(just when u ask when is all the dots gonna end. i would say, saja dengki.=p)

a) i'm an old man and i'm crossing the road.

b)because its a piece of cake.
c)" OH!! I TAK SUCI ANYMORE!!!"

d) "damn sad man, she wanna retired ady, she damn nice, generous, kind person, funny.* saying while looking at picture of her full of nasty drawings, vulgar words and darts on it.=)

e)u all memang sick minded pun, no difference also. hee. (don't be sensitive guys, chill,some girls watch porn too)

f)they all exticnt!

this toilet sign is hang on beside my toilet there. nice rite?

mind ure words, this is not orang asli,i prefer calling them

ORIGINAL!

.....

this fight is between me and my cousin.we were fighting his transformer's belt.=.=

i like his belt.

hear from me soon,

ssam.

the closer we get, the harder i breath.

presenting!! ramada -ramada( rama- rama dalila)

hey y'all!

sorry for not updating my crazy blog for a really long time.=p

was kinda busy at the moment. and even if i'm free, i would be a bit lazy to update since it needs my finger to put out energy to type it out, rite? hee.

anyway, i've been getting some good feedback from friends around me. suprisingly, they enjoy some of my blogs. thank u people! u guys are totally great! but some also no feelings one, ask them whether they like my blog, they just say:'' ok la." sweat man..-___-

i know my blog is too rock n roll enough for ure sweet calm self??

ok haha,

i've been checking somepeople's blog. some are cool, talked bout their social lifestyle and maybe how they express themselves. but some pulak,haha. HUGELY PERASANTED BITCH AND BASTARD. haha. talking about ure oh-so-high-class life. haih. sadly, my bro is like u people la.

seriously, u people who actually really diffrentiate life between high class and low class, u guys really have no life. bounded my that kind of mentality. well, one day when u people come to a point where ure just like those u always pointing ure finger to, bitching about how low class their life are, then only u know how does it feel when u are in their position. life is like a wheel, there are times when ure waaayy down there. so, use ure brain and think again. CEWAH, prof. a madya shahira samsudin giving motivation! hahaha.

anyway,

wednesday, 8th April 09,

i got dance practice at sport centre in school. apparently,we weren't practice sangat. just chit chatting. and as how people always mention me as the crazy sha as i am crazy, i decided to take some picca and even recorded videos. before i start my presentation, a warning to everyone; this video may letu be in a very blur situation or may even cause ure stomach to burst. however it is, please bear it okay? enjoy ;)

sin ee's buttock!! ahahha! looks bouncy kan?

dal's bontot. haha.

pi lian's and shih min. mind me, they kept showing their ass to me. i mean all of them.

friends.=)

note: i know i look messy in this video but that's because..dalila is the buaya, and she kept biting the camera so, got me in to the mess too.haha.

hear from me soon,

ssam.

to see u went away, they stole u from me, it hurts.

I don't know what did i do wrong, till u left us.
don't mind me but there's a person who raised u up with all the love and attention for u,
waiting for u.
Have pity on her. no matter how u broke her heart, she still keep on waiting,
praying for u to come back.

pls,

come back to us.

who still loving u,
ssam.

leave me if i'm just a substitude for u.

friends MIA.

people who still think i'm their friend,

u know where to find me.

if not, then i'm out of here.

chow.

ssam.

i love you. its what i've always wanted to say.

yay!! exams over for the week! but still got 2 more paper to go. add maths and islam. sigh.

this is what we call family's betrayal. technically, i wouldn't say that la. but i'm pissed with my cousin. so, for now i'm using very big words!

u wanna know what happen? maybe some of u don't but its my blog, i don't give a fuck about what u think! u open ure little tiny eyes and read my fucking luahan hati ok?

here it goes, last weekend i went to banting, my cousin's house. alone smore! my family didn't follow. so yeah. cousin getting married la. came there, everyone was so cold to me. i was like wtf?
what did i do la? but there' s this another cousin of mine, nadirah. she's the only cousin that is good to me la and the one that people ignore much. she was like" u know kak fiza(the cousin that getting married) said ure do rude to others? and she don't like u for that." I WAS LIKE SERIOUS WHAT THE FUCK?! i didn't even talked to her since my dad died and she suddenly said that? gila is it? i susah susah came there just for her and in return she said that about me? serious ungrateful bitch wei!and her family was like weird weird one. they were nice to me but still weird. i said that since she insult me first. hmph! WOI PEOPLE WHO SO CALLED MY FAMILY, I KNOW U STINKY PEOPLE JEALOUS OF ME BECAUSE I'M A FREAKING FUN ROCKER AND URE NOT BUT I AM AND ALWAYS NICE TO U BUT IN THE END U CREATURES STILL BE MEAN TO ME AND MY FAMILY!SO PLEASE, BACK OFF IF U THINK U WANNA BE MEAN AGAIN.:P

haha. puas hati.
so, sorry to friends who want me to go to ICCconcert, want to but can't. got other plans babyy! a not fun one.-_________-

exams so far, hmm, let see:

chinese- tiny hope to not fail.
sejarah- sigh.-_-
biology- i am pretty sure i can score. A2 would do good too.
malay- haha. ok ok lorh.
physics- I WANNA DO WELL BUT FUCKING NOT WELL THAT TIME. CANNOT DO. sob sob
english- ok. satisfied.
chemistry- senang siot!
maths- to all who screwed up this paper, join the club. haha!

hahah,
ok till here,
ssam.

tears i have shed for u.

hey yo rockers,
check out my ms, realize something "unusual"


reasons why i dislike indies:


I'm totally not a fucking JUDGEMENTAL bitch, aite?
but seriously, indie people has seperate this followers from heavenly fashion sense.* sob sob
example A: " omg, i'm so indie but i wanna look sexy!"
example B: " oh, its so cold here, better put on my thick cotton (ok, i forgot what that thing call)." *wtf, its malaysia, its freaking hot here.
example C: ok, i have no comment on this chick.-.-'
example D: 50-50, lala and indie, wtf?
example E: " i know i'm a bit chubby, still i wanna look tight. oh god, i'm so cool ok?"



reasons why i adore high fashion:

don't u just adore their sense of style?

ok, i maybe sometimes ter-accidently wear something stupid but u know that can be forgiven because big stars make mistake too. but these people ah? damn sad woi. how can they missed out on such adorable stuff like high-waisted skirts, fabulous handbag, oxford heels, casual designer filp flop, other sweet-glamorous-high-fashion stuff? i also couldn't afford some of it but hey still. bargain is good too. i done that once.=)

i am so thankful to have an aunty who has a high sense of fashion and has been teaching me all this valuable knowledge throughout my 16 years of life.

lol

hear from me soon,
ssam.

definition of peace.

kicking it with cookie jar- gym class heroes

hey people, i'm practically bored. so, thinking of updating my blog.
need to go tution later at 3. P. akaun, physics, chemistry. sigh.
okay, here's the thing, yeah, i know i know i very outdated but i'm really sorry.
i watched the SAW, u know that movie where the fella give choices for the victim to either choose killing people in order to escape or u just die? so the thing is i watched all the gross part while having my dinner! damn cunted rite? haha. lame -___-'



try to find this action figure at the store i went yesterday but couldn't find any. there's naruto shippudden's action figure but not this one. i want it! despite naruto's series have lots and lots of weird character in it, there's a only few that i like:
*naruto when he grows up.
*gaara as the kazukage
*konoha's 4th hokage
*the 8- tailed beast's host(dunno wats his name la)
*pain
*jiraaya

and onlythis few. az said i'm so childish but hey, its my interest ok?
plus,it is cool what? its not like i only favour naruto only.
i like to go spa but never have the time to, i like kenneth cole, i like coach.
see, i'm not weird just at the moment wanting this collection of naruto stuff.

hear from me soon,
ssam.

unbreak my heart, even if u did, i still love u with all the pieces of it.

hey u suckers! sorry sorry, hey u rockers! happy? geesh.

so today, chinese teacher brought us to the chinese books exhibition. since there's no book that i like, so just checking around. dal,me and az walked around and doing stupid funny faces imitating the book's cover la. and then i saw this one book about sexuality education. wtf? i mean, i don't mind reading it but the school really let that book to be displayed and sell ah? wow. open up , got one buck in it smore! just my tiny luck! lol. the books contain a lot of cartoons with naked woman and holes, and condoms and eww. no more talking about tat. told the guys to go check out the book, haha! they hate it because it didn't show real naked people. corrupted assholes.=.=' i bet the author enjoyed drawing all those cartoons in it that pointing at women's P.P and holes. bloody bastard. idiot perv.

I really hope kelab kebudayaan's AGM di-faster-kan. wtf?-___- BECAUSE i can't wait for someone who has the potential to be the president *cough cough changing our corrupted system in K.K! i'm sorry k.k people. please don't be offended but it is true our club has been corrupted. i'm really sorry. don't cry.

fuck, 14th march, ICC concert, audition in effin ISTANA BUDAYA!! but my cousin pulak sibuk wanna kahwin on that day! shit la! i wanna go to this three events! please make that day extra 48 hours. sigh.

exams coming, shit la.

reen annoyed me for not putting her names in my blog. heh. well, u listen to me now. ure a very good friend. i love u because u putting us ure friends at ure highest priority. well, thats what i think. i thank u for that. it really takes a long time to really know ure good side. but reen, it also takes one whole lot of energy to handle u and shao wei's hyperness. lol. but then again without hyperness then it would be no fun rite? so thank u for being my friend.;)

i'm craving for naruto's action figure.=( someone please buy it for my 16th nanti ok? pls. hee. i know i should have been craving for designer stuff. i do crave for that but those comical stuff also i crave ok? i very flexible one, anything also i like. see, i very good. heh.

4s3 people who actually talk to me, although some of u may be a bit boring but in certain things u guys quite cool also. glad to be in same class with u guys. =D

tired of typing, u rockers read till here only k?

hear from me soon,
ssam.

i will keep on laughing.

hey ppl! haha. okay, here's the thing; i went back to my kampung today. met up with my cousins. and this cousin of mine got this one song in her hp la. the song called "Minah2 tudung zaman sekarang" and i listened to the whole song and i laughed! LOL! it is funny though. since i cannot add songs into the blog so i just post the lyrics ok? just made ure own melody ok?and rap it out ureself. and for those who are non- malay, if u think i was making fun of my own race * well, i'm not fully malay anyway, so wtf la.* , then maybe i am because most of them suck in a way. and for those malays who maybe going to be furious after listening or reading the lyrics, then my apology to u, i'll take it as a joke but maybe u should take it as a lesson ok? enjoy!

chorus*

minah2 tudung zaman sekarang ramai cacat otak, BODOH!

pakai tudung tapi pakai pakaian ketat ketat, BODOH!

ada pulak pakai tudung tapi pakai T-shirt pulak, BODOH!

mana ke tidak masyarakat kita dipandang rendah, BODOH!

verse*

keluar dengan mak, pakai tudung, pakai sopan

aurat tertutup,

tapi bila keluar dengan kawan,

aurat terdedah bagi lelaki tengok, PERCUMA!

aku tengok pun hairan, mana tak hairan,

agama kuat tapi baju ketat,

bukak tudung rambut*whisper* perang.

perang perang konon nak tunjuk belang,

tindik sini tindik sana,

bukan di telinga saja,

lidah pun ada.

muka decent tetapi perangai nonsense,

ikut sesuka hati dia, tapi tak ikut segi agama.

repeat chorus*

depan ibubapa pakai baju lengan panjang, seluar panjang,

tapi di belakang.. lain citer, macam monster,

cabut kening ada tatu di belakang dia,

pakai make up pakai lipstik punya tebal,

macam momok macam momok,

masyaAllah masyaAllah,

tak boleh angkatx2

tengok diax2

goyang pantatx2!

masuk kelab, pakai tudung,

pergi tandas bukak tudung,

*sing

oh.. ke mana pergi budaya?

ke mana pergi agama?

mana pergi melayu kita?

repeat chorus*

dengarla semua,

jangan ikut kan masa kita,

kita rosak,kita hancur

siapa nak jawab bila kita di kubur?

mak nak jawab kan?

sorry sikit,

bapak nak jawab kan?

sorry sikit,

atok nak jawab kan?

sorry sikit.

berani buat berani tanggung sendiri.

*sing

fikir baik baik

fikir masak masak

jangan kita menyesal

di hari kelakx2

repeat chorus*

atok: berubah la kamu sebelum kamu diberubahkan.

grandson: yela tok, atok jela pandai. whatever la tok.

atok: hish.

haha, enjoy;)

ssam.

16. sweet number.

hey ppl, sorry long time ady didn't blog. busy and lazy. anyway, today i wanna blog about dalila's sweet 16. it was ok. but if i'm not mistake, dal invited a whole lot of ppl but the ones who came only around 30? but nvm la.

God, there's something wrong with my "space" bar.

moving on,

reached dal's around 1300, and there's ppl ady shouting and jumping around and loud music. hell it was wow! ok, dunno how to describe it la. was greeted by uncle samad and after that, two beautiful girl* cough cough, haha jk! u guys are beautiful! , shu an and nicole! baru masuk her house then terus camwhored?? okay. went eating, food was great especially the pasta, is it the pasta? well, dunno la. talk talk a bit then went to the pool. I didn't jump in because i didn't want to. hehe, sory dal. then, went back to the house, dal cut the cake and me, reen n az gave speech.

oh yeah, the speech, reen wanted us to give a speech in front of everybody in that party for dalila. and me n az dunno what to say,so we just blabbered something out. as soon as az gave the speech, i can't help myself. i cried. i know i know, its hard to see me cry but i just did, so GET OVER IT! and four of us all cried, and they took pictures of us crying! what the fark?! after that, i balik. so, here are some pictures as promised. enjoy!

nicole=)
siti natasya=)

the datins. lol

az and reen. camwhoring.

eileen.she's just plainly adorable. =)

dreen= drama reen.

lamey az=)

this D.L kept bothering me to camwhore with her, so just did la.

dal and sweet amelia gan.

eileen: oh, papparazzi? erm, are u taking my picture?i very blur la.

kee jinn: i am so emo, take picture of me now.=.=

siti: oh i'm too famous, don't take my picture pls.
lol.=D

better. not emo not blur=)

what's wrong with this girl?

davisha a.k.a shasha. so cute!

from left: me, eileen, kee jinn,shu an, reen.

black mafia.

haha.

nicole, me, kee jinn, shu an.

kee jinn.

to the pool, to the pool!

at the pool!

bestfriend for 4 years and still counting.

D.L ,az, dal

believe it or not, az just slept the whole time. she didn't go to the pool at all.

reen and ayee.

D.L and dal.

she's my B-F-F but she better get O-F-F! my thighs hurt!(totally get that from

disney channel!lol!)

u see what i mean when she loves camwhored!

u see?

my dal, u can't have her! =p

cake. i didn't get to eat it.;(

D.L being D.L.-.-

ok, let me explain, this picture was taken when they were calling dhaniah,ok?

see, this is the better version.=)

i was crying because of the speech! darn it!

she cried too ya know?!

and az too.

it was embarassing ok?!

ok, happy 16th birthday again dal!

ssam.